The two missions were completed, there was only one left and that was Sophie's.She had to advertise a pack of cigarettes to Shannon, her uncle.Shannon had just returned from the gym and he was watching TV.Sophie walked towards him slowly.
Sophie: Uuuuncle...
Shannon turned his head.
Shannon: Sophie, you scared me! What happened?
Sophie sat next to him, grabbed the remote control from his hands and turned off the TV.She smiled to the cameras.
Sophie: There's something really important I need to talk to you about.I can't tell dad...yet.
Shannon smiled.
Shannon: I always knew I am more trusting than my brother.Shoot.
Shannon smiled again.
Sophie: Uhm....oh well...(whispering) what the fuck am I doing for some bucks..
Shannon: Are you pregnant?
Sophie: NO NO! FUCK NO! I use protection.
Shannon: That's my girl! So what could be the problem?
Sophie took a big breath.
Sophie: Alright, I....I smoke.
Shannon took off his glasses.
Shannon: Sooooooooooo?
Sophie: Uhm....that was it? So?
Shannon: Like I didn't know! We can sense each other as smokers, Sophie, you should know that.Well you know you will probably die from cancer, right? If you know that & you keep smoking then there's nothing more I can tell you.Your decision, your call.By the way, do you happen to have a cig at the moment? I am completely out of cigs at the moment.
Sophie looked at Shannon for some seconds, trying to realise what he had just said, and then her face shined.She also stood up.
Sophie: OH OF COURSE! Let me introduce you, the CNCsticks!
Sophie threw them at Shannon & Shannon easily grabbed them.
Shannon: New ones?
Sophie: Yes! Light one up & you'll see a brand new difference.You haven't smoked something like that before.They have also a flavor.
Shannon smelled them.
Shannon: Are you sure these are legit, Sophie?
Sophie got pale.
Sophie: What are YOU TALKING about! Of course they are!
Sophie grabbed another pack of CNCsticks and lighted one up while looking at the camera.
Sophie: This is a cig sensation, I swear!
Shannon also smoked a CNC stick.
Shannon: Alright I gotta admit this is pretty good.
Sophie: None can deny the exceptional taste of the CNC stick!
Sophie looked at the camera again.
Shannon: Where are you looking at? None is there as far as I can tell...Sophie, is this a....DRUG!?
Sophie: WHAT! That?! No no no!
Shannon: So why are you hallucinating? It's just you and me in the room.
Sophie: Well depends on what you define as you and me but oh yeah right, I am completely right, here take the last joint and enjoy the fantastic CNC stick.
At that moment Jared entered the living room.
Jared: SHANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Shannon: For fuck's sake man, what did I do again?
Jared: Are you seriously drugging my daughter? Sophie, ARE YOU SMOKING?
Shannon stood up.
Shannon: First of all, I didn't gave those cigs to Sophie!
Sophie: THE CNC STICKS, that's how they are called.
Sophie smiled to Jared and he gave her that creepy look.
Jared: Are you fucking kidding me? You ARE smoking, and you are smoking some fags which are called CNC STICKS? Where are they from, seriously? They are illegal, aren't they? EEEY?
Sophie: They are completely legal, and yes I smoke those CNC sticks cause they kick-ass.And I won't even ask for your opinion.
Sophie hugged Shannon tightly and looked at the camera.
Sophie: That's why you should always have a sexy uncle in the house.
Sophie winked at the camera.
Shannon: Sophie sweetheart, are you alright?
Jared: NOW YOU CALL HER SWEETHEART! She is smoking, Shannon, for fuck's sake, I'm a dead father.
Shannon: Do you want me to remind you what WE were doing at her age?
Jared scratched his head.
Sophie: Alright Sophie you can keep smoking until your 22.Then you're done!
Sophie: Is that actually a deal?
Jared: I'm not supposed to talk to you right now.I am pissed off with you.
Sophie: You still do! Lalalalalala
Jared turned his head and looked at the window.
Sophie: Hey, I am your daughter, you can't treat me like that!
Sophie got down on her knees and grabbed Jared's legs.
Sophie pretended she was crying.
Jared looked at Shannon: Save me?
Shannon: Dude! Act like a father, I got some phone calls to make.
After a while, when Jared's legs finally managed to get rid of Sophie, Jared called Tomo up for a movie.A couple of hours later, Tomo showed up.
Tomo: So what are we gonna watch?
Jared didn't answer, as he was too busy looking for movies under the TV set.
Jared: Mate, I'm gonna disappoint you...
Tomo: What's wrong?
Jared: I'm afraid I only have the Never Say Never DVD.
Tomo: With that Bieber-wiggy thing?
Jared blushed.I do have purple 3D glasses though, it might be fun.
Tomo: You're seriously kidding, aren't you.
Jared looked at Tomo.
Jared: Nice mohawk, still standing there tall.
Tomo: You're NOT kidding.DUDE, it's Biever!
Jared: His name is Bieber!
Tomo: I DON'T CARE!
Jared: Tomo, what's that?
Jared showed Tomo the hidden camera.
Tomo: I don't care, dude you got THE BIEBER SYNDROME!
Jared: It's called BIEBER FEVER OKAY? AND NO I DON'T! DUUUUDE WHAT'S THAT?
Tomo: Damn, Jared, what?
Jared: It seems like a camera to me...
Tomo: What are you talking about, who could have possibly put a camera in your...OH MY GAAAD.
Jared: Did you JUST realize that this is a hidden camera?
Tomo: No, I just realized why the hidden camera is there.
Jared: Uh?
Tomo explained to Jared what was going on, after he remembered the way Anna was posing in front of the camera.
Jared: Are you sure? My girls are the devil, I swear.
Tomo: We need to get revenge dude.I have heard this type of advertising, it's very innovative, and they attempted to try it only lately.
Jared: Alright so uh, uh...I'm calling Shannon and we follow your plan, right?
Tomo: Yes, you got it in your head?
Jared: Yeah yeah, sure.
Tomo: Cool.And stop holding this Bieber face, just throw it in the garbage already!
Jared called Shannon and explained him what was going on.The girls were hanging out all day so it was about time to get back.
Around 7 p.m. the girls got back home.Jared, Shannon and Tomo were watching the Never Say Never DVD with those purple 3D glasses.
Anna whispered: Are you sure those products don't have side effects?
Sophie: Like what?
Anna: I don't know...BIEBER FEVER! Look at them, they are so....eww...
Muna closed the door and Jared, Shannon & Tomo looked at them all smiling.
Jared: Welcome my dearest girls.
Jared ran and kissed all of them.
Sophie: Right...I think there must have been some side effect...
Jared: What are you talking about sweetheart?
Sophie: Uhm, dad, it's me Sophie, your daughter who is a smoker and is allowed to smoke until her 22th...
Jared: Don't be silly, of course I know who you are! Come in girls.
Muna: Why on Mars would you watch that kid's life?
Tomo sighed.
Shannon: Don't ask, don't tell.
Jared: Girls, wanna drink something?
Muna: Uh, you're actually gonna go to the kitchen and grab drinks for us?
Jared: Yeah sure, why not?
Sophie: Dad did you just get laid?
Jared smiled.
Jared: NO! Sit down & I'll get you the drinks.You're losing the best part of the movie.
Jared left the living room.
Anna: Was that supposed to mean that our dad has literally watched this movie more than once?
Shannon: I am afraid so..
After some seconds, Jared brought 4 glasses with orange juice.
Jared: Those are for you loves, and that's for me.Here you are.
Jared passed the glasses to the girls and he took a sip too.Immediately he spit it out.
Muna: What's wrong?
Jared: Fuck, oh shit, this thing....sucks.That's the new juice you suggested me this morning, right?
Muna: Uhm...no no no , you must be wrong.Vitaminous is always tasty and erm...awesome yeah right awesome...uh, shit dad, try again!
Jared: WHAT? This thing is so fucking disgusting, sorry I need to use the bathroom NOW!
Jared ran to the bathroom.
Anna whispered: What's wrong Muna?! If we keep it up like this...
Tomo: Whatya saying girls? The Bieber thing is singing there.
Sophie: Nothing, nothing, it's alright.
At that moment, Shannon grabbed a cigarette from the CNCstick pack.He lighted up one cig, and then started coughing.
Shannon kept on coughing.
*cough cough* shit, what the....,shit, *cough cough cough*
Tomo: Someone get him some water!
Anna quickly brought a glass of water to Shannon and after Shannon drank all of it, he was like dead.
Shannon: MAN! Sophie, damn, I think I know why those cigs are called CNCsticks.
Sophie: Why?
Shannon: BECAUSE THEY ARE PURE CANCER FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M COUGHING *cough* LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!
Sophie: Oh no, you don't, you probably caught a cold or something, CNCsticks are the best cigarettes in the market.
Shannon: If this was supposedly an advertisement campaign, I would definitely disapprove those fags.They suck really, I am still coughing , see *cough cough cough*.
Sophie smiled awkwardly.
Sophie: Classic uncle, he never knows how to expresses his excitement about something...
Shannon: I'M DYYYYING SOPHIE, I AM DYING , D-Y-I-N-G, and it's all because of those suckers!
Sophie: The CNCsticks ARE NOT SUCKERS! They're cool ones.
At that moment , Jared got out of the bathroom and screamed loudly.
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
All of them looked at him terrified.Jared was staring at Tomo.
Jared: Tomo, Tomo, your....your....your HAIR IS FALLING.B-be-behind the couch, can you see the hair?
Tomo looked at the hair and started screaming too.
Tomo: MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR, MY PRECIOUS HAIR!
Anna suddenly blushed.
Tomo: It's all HAIRJET's fault! Anna, that stupid, tragically useless hair jel you gave me, did this!
Anna: No, that's not true!
Tomo: How am I supposed to whip my hair back and forth at the gigs now??
Anna: You still got plenty of hair, MOFO!
Shannon started coughing again. *cough cough cough*
Tomo: It's falling, it's all falling, aaaaaaaaah!
Anna: NO NO NO , PLEASE TOMO'S HAIR, DON'T FALL, I LOVE YOU! PLEASE THEY NEVER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD....
Jared: Did you just say 'they' ?
Anna: Did I? No no , I didn't.
Jared: Yes, yes, you did.
Tomo: Alright, party is over girls, we ALL know what you're up to.
Muna: What are you talking about?
Jared pulled the camera off.
Jared: That's what I am talking about.
Sophie: You want us to believe that...all of this was A JOKE?
Shannon: I am pretty good at coughing, ain't I ?
Shannon laughed.
Anna: OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD, I'M FAINTING...
Jared: No no no, not until you tell us what's been going on.
Muna: But Tomo your hair was falling indeed!
Tomo: Uh, no, actually that was your doll's dead hair.Thanks to your dad, he helped me out with the shaving.
Muna: You shaved Sheeney ???????????
Jared: Is that the black doll ?
Muna: YES!
Jared: Well we did shave Sheeney yes.But you owe us an apology!
Muna: Not until, you get Sheeney's hair back.
Jared: Sheeney's hair is gone!
Muna: No, it's right there.BRING SHEENEY HER HAIR BACK.
Shannon: Wait, I'm starting a twitition now on Twitter about that.
Jared: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A TWITITION, DO US A FAVOR!
Shannon: Sophieeeeeeeeeee!
Sophie: I ain't helping, going to sleep.
Jared: Sophie, do you really think, I'm gonna let this just go?
Sophie: Any other option?
Jared: UH...GROUND YOU? How does that sound ?
Muna: Dad, the last time you grounded us we ended up in the police station with mrs Marple and a crazy Echelon Sheriff singing on his desk.Please.
Jared: I can't let this go just like that! You violated our privacy, I could have been naked, I...I...alright so has this aired already?
Anna: We don't know yet.But if the answer is yes, then we'll be seeing you on the yellow pages tomorrow with the Bieber Fever title.
Tomo & Shannon laughed hard.
Jared: ONLY IF..........
Jared ran to the girls and they started screaming and running.
Shannon: Hmmm, so I think I am almost done with the Twitition here...
Tomo: Did you click 'Post' ? If you did, then you're alright.
Shannon: Eeh...no I just googled 'Twitition'.
Tomo: And that's 'almost done' ? Seriously? You dude are getting old.
Shannon: At least I'm making progress....Right?
